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C’mon guys.

cryaotic:

The fact there are people who actually believe I’d go on Omegle and do something like this is kind of depressing - I had more faith in you guys!

http://blikki.deviantart.com/art/Cry-318492047

That and please. I’ve never done a heart sign like that with my hands in my entire life!

Totes weak, yo.

>.> I posted in the description that it’s a joke. 

I’m not stupid, I would never actually think it was you.

But thanks for getting me all those views ;D

ophiuchustroll:

savvlles:

never-have-enough-socks:

gloomyburr:

spiffybanana:

synnesai:

bravestlittlesoldier:

Eridan Ampora gives you a hug and then grows bored and leaves.

…ERIDAN WHY.

sollux captor scratches your face and then puts on some make up

o

Karkat Vantas tickles you laughing

Kanaya Maryam gives you a friendly pat on the back and then makes fun of your name

THATS NOT NICE AT ALL

Kanaya Maryam pounces on you and then runs away laughing.

That isn’t nice Kanaya D8 

Gamzee Makara scratches your face and then apologizes profusely

well since you apologized I guess its okay. everyone has their moments. u v u

Terezi Pyrope puts you in a coma and then feeds you to her lusus.

terezi baby why

Sollux Captor Stabs you with his horns and then apologizes profusely.

:’C

(Source: mayhugs, via fujiwaranomokou)

sassy-gay-karkat:

boku-no-lamps:

pacosupersugoimotherfucker:

gemiblu:

anteatersandshit:

inkblotoftheday:

Inkblot of the Day #25
Instructions: Tell me what you see.
-Enjoy

A woman with an eagle on her shirt and fluffy pants holding up her hair.

A samurai in a ready position with two knives in his hands

i see a dragon

a bug with spikes that’s probably deadly and man-eating

a really fucked up clown

imperial drones

sassy-gay-karkat:

boku-no-lamps:

pacosupersugoimotherfucker:

gemiblu:

anteatersandshit:

inkblotoftheday:

Inkblot of the Day #25

Instructions: Tell me what you see.

-Enjoy

A woman with an eagle on her shirt and fluffy pants holding up her hair.

A samurai in a ready position with two knives in his hands

i see a dragon

a bug with spikes that’s probably deadly and man-eating

a really fucked up clown

imperial drones

(via clockiel)

My Heart Rate:

macabremechanics:

thebunnymonster:

jeekuro:

Normal :

image

Talking to you :

image

Seeing you with someone else:

image

You got it all wrong.

Normal :

image

When you see your otp :

image

When your otp fanservice:

image

THIS.

BOTH

(Source: , via itadakimassamachusetts)

brisasmith:

lightyears-awayfromhere:

This needs more notes.

who’s the girl holding up that stupid fucking sign

brisasmith:

lightyears-awayfromhere:

This needs more notes.

who’s the girl holding up that stupid fucking sign

(Source: mrazeking, via itadakimassamachusetts)

*46

ophiuchustroll:

gangbanglerfish:

Voice meme, pronunciation manual style. 

HUMANS
John Egbert
Rose Lalonde
Dave Strider
Jade Harley
Jane Crocker
Roxy Lalonde
Dirk Strider
Jake English

TROLLS
Aradia Megido
Tavros Nitram
Sollux Captor
Karkat Vantas
Nepeta Leijon
Kanaya Maryam
Terezi Pyrope
Vriska Serket
Equius Zahhak
Gamzee Makara
Eridan Ampora
Feferi Peixes

OTHER CHARACTERS
Becquerel
Tinkerbull
Bicyclops
Ms. Paint
Pounce de Leon
Spidermom
Aurthour
Skyhorse
Gl’bgolyb
Horrorterrors

PLACES
Skaia
Alternia
Prospit
Derse
Incipisphere
Beat Mesa

OTHER JARGON:
Sburb
Sgrub
FLARP
Captchalogue
Kernelsprite
Grist
Echeladder
Boondollars

TROLL RELATIONSHIPS
Matesprit
Moirail
Auspistice
Kismesis

this is how I pronounce everything too

(Source: kangaya, via fujiwaranomokou)

davidstrider:

so like

4chords is like homestuck but instead of killing everyone gamzee just has sex with everyone

(via fujiwaranomokou)

misspumpkiin:

this is to celebrate my 475 followers!! aw yeah.

woah, what are all you guys doing here. i love you.
so.
WHAT YOU CAN WIN (i wish it was something cooler but i have nothing legit to give except that OTL):
A digital drawing of (almost) anything you want!



(man i love freckles)

You can look at my art tag for more examples uwu
RULES:
You can reblog/like as many time as you want, but hey, don’t go crazy either
You don’t need to be following me but it would be cool if you did!!
The giveaway ends the 1st march! 
wow. this is definitively a bad idea. 

misspumpkiin:

this is to celebrate my 475 followers!! aw yeah.

woah, what are all you guys doing here. i love you.

so.

WHAT YOU CAN WIN (i wish it was something cooler but i have nothing legit to give except that OTL):

A digital drawing of (almost) anything you want!

(man i love freckles)

You can look at my art tag for more examples uwu

RULES:

  • You can reblog/like as many time as you want, but hey, don’t go crazy either
  • You don’t need to be following me but it would be cool if you did!!
  • The giveaway ends the 1st march! 

wow. this is definitively a bad idea. 

(Source: maltair, via fujiwaranomokou)

misspumpkiin:

this is to celebrate my 475 followers!! aw yeah.

woah, what are all you guys doing here. i love you.
so.
WHAT YOU CAN WIN (i wish it was something cooler but i have nothing legit to give except that OTL):
A digital drawing of (almost) anything you want!



(man i love freckles)

You can look at my art tag for more examples uwu
RULES:
You can reblog/like as many time as you want, but hey, don’t go crazy either
You don’t need to be following me but it would be cool if you did!!
The giveaway ends the 1st march! 
wow. this is definitively a bad idea. 

misspumpkiin:

this is to celebrate my 475 followers!! aw yeah.

woah, what are all you guys doing here. i love you.

so.

WHAT YOU CAN WIN (i wish it was something cooler but i have nothing legit to give except that OTL):

A digital drawing of (almost) anything you want!

(man i love freckles)

You can look at my art tag for more examples uwu

RULES:

  • You can reblog/like as many time as you want, but hey, don’t go crazy either
  • You don’t need to be following me but it would be cool if you did!!
  • The giveaway ends the 1st march! 

wow. this is definitively a bad idea. 

(Source: maltair, via fujiwaranomokou)